MWR Movie Night: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

🎬 So Bad It’s Brilliant

Free Movie Night at Reynolds Theater!

Join Carlisle Barracks MWR for a hilariously unforgettable evening as we screen one of the most famously awful movies ever made—yes, it’s on multiple “Top 100 Worst Movies” lists, and we’re proud of it!

• 🗓️ Date: Thursday, 12 December
• 📍 Location: Reynolds Theater
• 🕡 Doors Open: 6:30 PM
• 🎥 Movie Starts: 7:00 PM
• 🎟️ Admission: FREE!
• 🍿 Concessions Available for Purchase: Popcorn, candy, nachos, hotdogs, soda, and alcohol

🚀 What’s the Movie?

Martians are worried their kids are watching too much Earth TV—especially shows featuring Santa Claus. So what’s their solution? Kidnap Santa and bring him to Mars. Naturally.

Throw in an ancient Martian sage, a toy factory sabotage, a wannabe Martian Santa, and a villain who thinks joy is dangerous—and you’ve got a cinematic masterpiece of chaos, camp, and Christmas confusion.

🎄 Why You Should Come

• Laugh out loud at the absurd plot and retro sci-fi charm
• Enjoy a night of free entertainment with friends and family
• Indulge in classic movie snacks and festive drinks
• Experience a cult classic that’s so bad… it’s amazing

Come for the movie. Stay for the Martian mayhem. We dare you to sit through it—and love every ridiculous minute.